Disco Kroger in all its Remodeled Glory

The affectionately nicknamed Disco Kroger in Montrose, where spirited encounters tend to occur during the night and weekend hours, unveils their revamped store this Wednesday. At a ribbon cutting ceremony the store will present a donation of $5,000 to Meals on Wheels, show off their new magazine lounge, their bigger, better selection of wine and beer and other improvements made over the last six months.

Ultimate Montrose reports "the store has been transformed, modernized and tailored to better suit the wants and needs of the surrounding community." In other words, they needed to get their shit together to be able to compete with the new, super duper hyped recently opened Whole Foods (which has an actual beer and wine bar inside) just down the street.

In honor of the impending ribbon cutting ceremony, we've dug up quite possibly the best video ever produced inside of Disco Kroger. Happy Monday everyone, see you on the dancefloor, um, we mean in the meat department of the shiny, new Disco Kroger.

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Photo: Inside the Disco Kroger. [Matthew H./Yelp]