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Fight the Foodies

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6814195062_c192e2a7a3_t.jpgOxheart sommelier Justin Vann's latest blog post discusses how tired he is of "foodies;" Vann compares people who care about which type of salt they use to both a zombie horde and the acid-blooded Alien of Ridley Scott's movies. Throw in the following thought, and it's the best thing on the internet today. "I sure do love adding 'Texas' to the name of something to indicate the insane, messed up version. Saying that the weather is hotter than a Texas Sunrise is to say that the weather is hotter than the warmth emanating from a nuclear explosion." [B4ttlesong]