Dude Bros Rejoice! Twin Peaks Opens Third Location

All-conquering breastaraunt Twin Peaks announced today that its third area location opened this week on 290 near Pinemont. The former TGI's Friday has been completely gutted and transformed including walls that are "landscaped with more than 90 high-definition televisions." In addition to the "scenic views" afforded by women in skimpy outfits, the restaurant is known for serving beer at a so-cold-you-can't-taste-it 29 degrees. Although it seems like the food would be an afterthought, there are plenty of local writers who actually like the place. At least this location shouldn't be in a position to get involved in a lawsuit over parking.

Enjoy the full, completely over-the-top press release below.

DALLAS (December 14, 2012) – Houston is known to have some of the biggest sports fans in Texas and now with the addition of the area's newest Twin Peaks Restaurant, they'll all get to watch their favorite games while enjoying even more of the best Scenic Views in town.

The award-winning mountain lodge-style restaurant known for its ultimate man cave setting and friendly Twin Peaks Girls recently opened its third Houston area location at 12830 Northwest Freeway in north Houston.

As the ultimate sports-watching destination, Twin Peaks 290 is landscaped with more than 90 high-definition televisions and features a made-from-scratch menu with man-sized portions, a wide selection of 29-degree draft beer served from a full-service bar with 28 tap handles, and, of course, Twin Peaks' most prized assets: the beautiful Twin Peaks Girls.

The latest installment of Houston's favorite rugged-sports restaurant is busting with bold hunting lodge décor and boasts a lively oversized patio featuring an all-season outdoor fire pit, as well as multiple high-definition televisions.

"Guys crave a place that offers great food, cold drinks and all their favorite games," said Ricky Rosa, COO of Avalanche Food Group of the 290 location. "Houston's sports fans are dedicated, and now they've got another convenient place to watch their favorite teams and enjoy an ice cold beer. Plus, the 290 restaurant is bringing in a huge number of new Twin Peaks Girls and that level of talent is really going to make guests feel right at home as soon as they step through the door."

Twin Peaks' comfort food menu features generous portions of classic American favorites like slow roasted Rib Eye Pot Roast, hand-prepared Chicken Fried Steak and Grilled Meatloaf, as well as original menu choices like the hardy Cheesy Chili Mac and BBQ Pulled Pork Nachos.

And if that's not enough, the Twin Peaks 290 Girls also pour and serve an extensive selection of 29-degree draft beers from 28-tap handles at a full-service bar, including the restaurant's signature Dirty Blonde and Knotty Brunette brews, poured into man-sized ice-cold, frosted mugs.

"We are very excited to be opening this new Twin Peaks location in north Houston so close to the Northwest Freeway," added Rosa. "It's in a really convenient spot for commuters and it's very visible, so people who haven't had a chance to try us before will be more likely to stop in. Between the great location and our reputation for awesome service, we're sure the 290 location will be a really big hit with fans."

Twin Peaks 290 is open Sunday – Wednesday, 11 a.m. to midnight and Thursday – Saturday, from 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. Store information and updates are available by visiting Facebook.com/TwinPeaks290 or by calling 832-776-3114.

More information on Twin Peaks, including locations and franchise information is available at www.TwinPeaksRestaurant.com.

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