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In this profile of Boondocks/Royal Oak/Pistolero's owner Shawn Bermudez, readers learn that the Montrose mogul is "heterosexual," "tall and rakish," and "a bachelor." If someone knows what any of that has to do with owning bars and restaurants, please post in the comments. Or just click through to chuckle through the most awkward profile ever. [Houston Modern Luxury]
