/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38925616/0621TobyKeith.0.jpg)
Despite a projected spring 2013 opening, a Houston outpost of flag-waving country singer Toby Keith's I Love This Bar and Grill still hasn't opened in West Oaks Mall. When it opens, the 28,000 sq ft bar, restaurant and live music venue will feature a " 95-ft guitar-shaped bar." God bless America.