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You Can Now Order A 96-Ounce Moscow Mule At Two Houston Bars

You’re gonna need help with this one

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Large format cocktails, a.k.a. punch bowls, hurricanes, and other big-ass drinks, have long been popular. But two Houston bars are taking this trend to the next level with a seriously massive new cocktail offering.

At Clutch Bar and Concrete Cowboy (but of course), you can now order 96 ounces (or 196 ounces, respectively) of Moscow mule served in a giant copper mug. The cocktail, appropriately called the Owen’s Mega Mule, is mixed with Casamigos tequila, ginger, and lime and served with four straws, which seems like a reasonable number of people to split such a giant libation.

The bars will also serve an equally gigantic Paloma, also mixed with Casamigos. Each drink will run you $45, a price that doesn’t seem too steep considering what you’d spend normally on a few 16-ounce libations. Sadly, the bars probably won’t let you take on these challenging cocktails all by yourself.

Even with help, though, you’re probably going to need to call an Uber.

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