Having dealt with couples who want to avoid the worst of Valentine's Day madness, we turn to those who aren't in relationships with some suggestions for where to drink alone on Black Thursday. Since we wouldn't want Eater readers drinking on an empty stomach, the bars on the map below serve good food, too. While there's good food at restaurant bars, this guide is designed to provide a little more solitude and prevent the possibility of being surrounded by happy couples.
Of course, if that's still too social, just order a pizza, hit the Red Box and watch something appropriately mindless. The Valentine's madness will be over soon.